LIAR.

This morning I stepped up onto my scale.
*blink, blink, blink,*.....*97.6*
No, that's not right...
I take my clothes off and step back onto the scale.
*blink, blink, blink,*.....*95.4*
I scream.
That can't be right...
look at me. I'm HUGE.
Fuck you, scale. You are a liar.